First challenge of the day: getting to Toro Toro. While the town of Toro Toro is still within the department of Cochabamba, the national park which we hoped to explore actually belongs to Potosí. This means a 163km bus journey to the outer limits of the department. In fact, a several-hour micro journey along winding and hilly roads (are there any other kind in Bolivia?).
We woke early in order to get a taxi to the micro departure point in the south of town - a 'no go' area at the best of times and certainly to be avoided in the early hours of the morning. The bus apparently leaves at 6am, but in fact micros leave only when full, so we anticipated a long wait. Our host, Walter, had organised a taxi for us, driven by his friend, José. Unfortunately at 5:45 came a knock at the door as we were ready to leave. It was Walter, "José está enfermo". Sick? Never fear, Walter had rustled up another taxi and would accompany us to make sure we got there safely. And a good job too, as the new driver had no clue as to where he was going, but drove there at top speed anyway. After a few circuits.of the town, we eventually arrived at the departure point; only, there was nothing there. Walter wandered around scratching his head for a while and making enquiries. Leading us along the road, he eventually found the office, which had moved.
Having paid our 35bs per person, we sat in the darkened vehicle with a few other passengers waiting for that magical moment when the bus was deemed economically viable to run. That was an hour and twenty minutes away, by which time it had become light. The micro, as all of this type of van, had been fitted with seats so close together that our knees were up around our ears. A few stops along the journey allowed us brief respite as we stretched our legs and perused the offerings of the women selling food in the various neighbourhoods through which we passed. Unfortunately, only
salchipapas - sausage (
salchicha) and fried potatoes (
papas) - augmented with Bolivia's favourite meat,
pollo (chicken), was available.
The journey was remarkably quick in the micro, given the demanding terrain, taking just over four hours, and meaning that we arrived just before the national park office closed at midday. We registered and bought our entrance ticket, allowing us to book a (mandatory) guide at the oficina de guías. Sadly, this itself was closed until 1:30pm. We took the opportunity to search for lodgings and lunch.
Toro Toro is a small town and the park has only been open for a few years. There are about a dozen hostels and alojamientos, but little else in the way of tourist facilities. Many of the local people look a little baffled by the handfuls of foreigners wandering about their
pueblo. However, most importantly in establishing the town as a tourist destination, there is a large statue of a dinosaur in the main square.
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Money well spent |
The T-Rex is surrounded by baby dinosaurs hatching from eggs and some customised 'dino' park benches. There has been effort made here.
We enquired at one hostel, balked at the price - which, to be fair, was reasonable but beyond our current budget - and went with Hostal Santiaguito, right next to the registration office, for half the price. It also doubles as the town police station, so at least it would be safe, we surmised.
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Hostal Santiaguito |
The next challenge was lunch, which proved rather more difficult. Consulting the town map, we tried to locate the
mercado, presuming it would have food, or at least ingredients to assemble a basic meal. A guide loitering outside the closed office offered to show us the way, nodding and commenting on the "expensive" hostel we had narrowly avoided.
The market turned out to be less of a 'fruit and vegetable' market and more of an indoor food hall, surrounded on all sides by women with no apparent food available. Granted, there were a few shops outside selling, well... potatoes mostly, but nothing we could readily eat. We tried the most promising looking vendor in the food hall, whose board advertised "Tea, coffee, sandwiches (egg, ham, cheese)" and more. "¿
Hay sandwiches?", we ventured. "
No", came the response, while she rinsed out a large empty pot. In fact, there was no food at all in evidence at this or any other stand. Just a line of women tending empty counters of cruel hope.
We returned to the expensive hostel, which alongside its rooms also advertised a restaurant and - roaring out of the mouth of a ferocious Tyrannosaurus Rex - "
platos vegetarianos". We relented and sat down. The menu was, by Bolivian standards, expensively priced. We opted for the cheapest thing listed - an egg sandwich. For a tourist restaurant, I expected two limp pieces of bread and some mashed or sliced hardboiled egg. What arrived was a freshly prepared double fried egg sandwich and chips. After the rumbling journey from Cochabamba and our rumbling stomachs, this was manna indeed.
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Double-egg sandwich |
Having fallen guiltily and noisily on the sandwich, we took our full bellies to the now open guides' office. We met a Bolivian couple that had travelled on the same bus in the morning and teamed up. The price of the tours is per group, so splitting the cost four ways made it significantly cheaper. As time was marching on, and knowing that daylight would run out shortly after 6pm, I pushed for a short walk. The other couple perused the menu of available treks as though looking for a greater challenge, so we compromised on a slightly longer route to El Vergel - a waterfall inside a canyon.
The guide we met earlier turned out to be attached to us and led the four of us north out of Toro Toro on foot. It wasn't long before we saw what the area is famous for -
las huellas de dinosaurios, dinosaur footprints.
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Las huellas |
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Dinosaurs not to scale |
In parallel were two sets of footprints - those of a lumbering four-legged vegetarian, and the three-toed prints of a smaller bipedal carnivore. It was disconcerting to see these ancient trails so clearly, when the landmass was probably in a different part of the globe entirely.
Continuing along the path following the river, we clambered over a few rocks and marvelled at the landscape as the river (Río Rodeo) cut ever deeper into the surrounding rock.
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Our guide, Benedicto |
The ravine next to us widened and deepened, until we were staring down the sides of a 250m-tall canyon. Next, our guide started to take us down the sides, along a rough path cutting into the rock face. We followed obediently, if a little nervously, as there was nothing between us and the drop to our left besides our assured footing. We zigged and zagged our way down, at times having to edge out way along narrow ledges, and at others lowering ourselves down the rocks.
Once at the base of the canyon, we started blinking up at the descent we had just made, and continued along downstream. Large rocks and boulders littered the floor of the canyon, presenting our guide plenty of opportunity to clamber up, over and through them. We followed on, like children adventuring without their parents, until we finally reached El Vergel.
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El Vergel waterfall |
Looking like something out of a shampoo advert, with a woman stationed under each stream of the cascade, El Vergel is picture perfect. We lay on the rocks and caught out breath before the return trip - up the cliff face.
Fortunately, we ascended via a handy set of stone steps embedded in the side of the rock. However, this was hard enough work and our guide seemed to impishly disappear around the corner, only to be found squatting, looking bored, as we dragged our sweating selves up to the next level. He professed to also feel tired, but looked nothing of the sort.
Having reached the top, we were rewarded with a panoramic view over the cavernous gorge courtesy of a semicircular bridge that was suspended tantalisingly out over the precipice. In the nooks of the canyon walls were roosting bright green parrots, which took off in a flock, squawking, every now and then.
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Looking into the canyon |
The return leg back to town was mercifully flat, as we walked over the layered stone, which had in one place created a natural amphitheatre of raked seating.
We raced the setting sun back, as our guide disappeared into the darkness and distance, and we eventually returned home after 6pm.
Having gathered ourselves, we set out for some evening sustenance, with which to replenish the energy expended in the afternoon. The egg sandwich was well and truly burned off. Returning hopefully to the marketplace, we saw it rather more populated than before - although this may have been attributable to the Bolivia - Peru match on the television (which Bolivia lost 1-3) than the food available.
Again, there was no food in evidence at the various stations, and yet people seemed to be eating from full plates. Enquiries revealed that the food was wrapped up in the distinctive colourful cloth that pervades Bolivia, in order to keep it warm - cheaper than keeping the fire lit. However, further enquiries revealed the options to be chicken or chicken. It seems that even in a competitive marketplace, the vendor without chicken is the loser.
We settled on a plate of agregados - the stuff that goes with the chicken - which was variously rice, pasta, and potato, or often all three at once. Nervous of a tri-carb plate, we just had pasta and an obligatory potato, which when doused in the available chilli sauce, was remarkably tasty and revived our weary bodies.
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Carb loading |
Back at the hostel, we collapsed into what must be the hardest bed in the world for an early night. We didn't care and fell asleep within minutes.