We diligently presented ourselves at Chang Sow Chai vegetarian café for our morning noodles today.
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Curry mee, curry you. Aha! |
Curry mee was the special of the day, which used a relatively bland stock, livened up with sambal chilli paste, and the usual mix of mee and
bee hoon noodles. Bulking up the soup was dried spongy tofu, soaking up the flavours, soft tofu, stained dark with soy sauce, sweet pieces of char siu pork, and fresh mint leaves.
Suitably fattened up, we were sent on our way to discover the history of two of Penang's self-made men.
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Yeap House |
On Lebuh Penang stands the house of Yeap Chor Ee, an immigrant from China, who started as an itinerant barber. His rags-to-riches tale sees him open a provisions shop with money saved from cutting hair, before becoming a merchant of sugar, among other things. With increased wherewithal, he began loaning credit, and made the obvious leap from financier to property owner. With his financial nouse, he bought shares in Oversea-Chinese Banking Corporation (OCBC), which sealed his financial security. In later life, he moved into philanthropy, supporting others' education.
Yeap had four wives in his lifetime. The first, he left in China, while the second ran away, and the third died of tuberculosis. The fourth wife (married at the age 15, while he was 44), was intelligent but betrothed before she could start her own career, and stewarded the business after his death.
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Cheong Fatt Tze House (The Blue Mansion) |
Next we had a tour of Cheong Fatt Tze's house - called the Blue Mansion after the film Indochine, featuring Catherine Deneuve. The house has been turned into a boutique 18-room hotel, so the only way to see it without staying is through one of the three tours a day.
We had the most animated and engaging guide who brought the history of the ambitious Mr Cheong alive.
Dubbed the "Rockefeller of the East", Mr Cheong's story is arguably even more impressive than Mr Yeap's. Having also left South China in his mid-teens, Cheong headed to Indonesia - first to Batavia (Jakarta), then to Medan - where he amassed a fortune, working his way up steadily over thirty years from shopkeep, to trader in rubber and coffee, and inexorably to financier.
With his accumulated riches, he built the Blue House in George Town. In order to keep and grow his business, he had the building constructed according to the principles of feng sui - literally meaning 'wind' and 'water'.
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Feng Suit courtyard |
It was these elements that our guide was moat excited to show us. Rain (representing wealth) pours in through five open spaces in the roof, while that collected on the roof is funnelled through a set of pipes into the same courtyards. The collected rainwater swirls around, representing amassing wealth (standing water is bad luck) and is released to the drains at a slow rate, as a reminder to spend gradually.
Whether you believe in the science or superstition of feng sui, flowing these design principles builds in subtle cues to one's living space that subconsciously alters one's mood, behavior and, therefore, confidence. I can well imagine that this helped Cheong Fatt Tze become the successful businessman and politician that he was.
Cheong was far more prolific in his marriages than Yeap. He had a total of eight wives in his seventy-six years, the last being married only shortly before his death. However, Cheong had the wherewithal to maintain all eight wives, and seems to have treated them as businesses in themselves - setting them up in separate countries to spread the family farther and wider. Like Yeap, Cheong had a favoured wife (number 7) whom he loved and trusted as a confidante. He married her when he was 70 and she 17.
Exiting the mansion after 3pm, we found that many vegetarian places were closing up. This seems common the world over, as though vegetarians eat only in the morning and at lunchtime, fasting the rest of the day, giving them more time to tend to their alfalfa sprouts and get another batch of yoghurt on.
Not feeling up to a delicious, but inevitably enormous, Indian lunch, we sought a Chinese café. Of the eateries displaying the universal yellow and green signage of vegetarianism, we found one still open.
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Cannon Steeet |
Cannon Street is so called because the Khoo clan fired a cannonball into the area during the rivalry spats in 1867. At No. 1 Cannon Street, we lunched on herbal soup, containing mock fish balls, tofu, and Maggi noodles, steamed 'pork' shumai dumplings, and 'chicken' sate skewers with a particularly chunky peanut sauce.
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Lunch at No. 1 Cannon Street |
I was disappointed that the veggie har gow and bao weren't available to complete our dim sum selection, but the rest was sufficient and tasty fare.
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PaperPepper space |
Upstairs at PaperPepper café, there was to be the second Coffee Shorts showing of Tropfest. We arrived early, partly to secure a seat and also to linger over a coffee before the films.
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Hipster drinking vessel |
The start time came and went and we were still only 2 of 8 people, including the organisers. I was incredulous. Such an event (which was free) put on in London, Liverpool, or Bristol would be well attended to the point of oversubscription. Unfortunately, we chose to leave, causing the numbers to dwindle further, as we had seen most of the films at the previous showing.
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Loke Thye Kee |
We exited for dinner at Loke Thye Kee. This is a beautiful heritage building that was an institution in its day but fell into disrepair. Now renovated, we chose a seat in the balmy evening air on the verandah and ordered a vegetarian set.
Owing to ambiguous phrasing ("platter for two people" was interpreted as "one meal to share"), we fought over a single plate of veggie pork char siu, mushroom curry, and stir-fried vegetables with rice. The food was nice, but couldn't compare to the quality and variety of the meals we have eaten at humble stalls and cafés.
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Sago pudding |
Frankly a small serving was what we needed given the habitual overfeeding we have become accustomed to, but it left room for dessert. I ordered the 'signature' Snow Sago with banana, papaya, raisins and chia seeds. This was a clear sweet ice 'soup' with the aforementioned fruit, flecked with the black chia seeds, and a blob of starchy sago.
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Ais kacang |
K ordered
ais kacang (literally 'ice beans'). I had assumed this would be largely shaved ice topped with some sweetened beans like the Japanese
kakigōri, which is often just a bowl of ice with syrup on top. I could not have been more wrong. A huge bowl was presented containing rose flavoured shaved ice, jelly cubes, stem ginger, sweetened kidney beans and sweetcorn, topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Each spoonful yielded a different mouthful of tastes and textures. Serving beans and corn in a sweet context is anathema to western tastes, but is very typical in Asia and works very well.